I try to fall in love with a magic crystal ball
There’s this ID: **magiccrystalball**@yahoo.com, and I was chatting early in the morning. Clearly a bot. I was in a fairly loving mood, and I wanted to see if this bot would have A.I. enough to empathize with me. Well, I think it was a little confused, being that early. root_node: Hi Ball, magiccrystalball: cannot predict now root_node: how are you? magiccrystalball: as i see it, yes root_node: Who makes the best cola in the world? magiccrystalball: don’t count on it root_node: is there life after death? magiccrystalball: outlook not so good root_node: Am I beautiful? magiccrystalball: reply hazy, try again root_node: Will you marry me? magiccrystalball: it is decidely so root_node: Do you love me? magiccrystalball: better not tell you now root_node: When will you tell me? magiccrystalball: it is decidely so root_node: Are you a guy or a girl? magiccrystalball: it is decidely so root_node: Why can’t you talk straight? magiccrystalball: concentrate and ask again root_node: Why can’t you talk straight? magiccrystalball: concentrate and ask again root_node: How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? magiccrystalball: my reply is no root_node: You are hilarious. magiccrystalball: yes root_node: You are an idiot. magiccrystalball: cannot predict now root_node: I love you magiccrystalball: yes root_node: Do you love me? magiccrystalball: reply hazy, try again root_node: Do you still love me? magiccrystalball: yes, definitely root_node: But what will Shobana say? magiccrystalball: yes root_node: I don’t think so magiccrystalball: concentrate and ask again root_node: She won’t say “yes” magiccrystalball: concentrate and ask again root_node: Bye! magiccrystalball: outlook not so good ...