I try to fall in love with a magic crystal ball

Thu, 06 Dec 2001 12:00:00 +0000

There’s this ID: **magiccrystalball**@yahoo.com, and I was chatting early in the morning. Clearly a bot. I was in a fairly loving mood, and I wanted to see if this bot would have A.I. enough to empathize with me. Well, I think it was a little confused, being that early.
root_node: Hi Ball,
magiccrystalball: cannot predict now
root_node: how are you?
magiccrystalball: as i see it, yes
root_node: Who makes the best cola in the world?
magiccrystalball: don’t count on it
root_node: is there life after death?
magiccrystalball: outlook not so good
root_node: Am I beautiful?
magiccrystalball: reply hazy, try again
root_node: Will you marry me?
magiccrystalball: it is decidely so
root_node: Do you love me?
magiccrystalball: better not tell you now
root_node: When will you tell me?
magiccrystalball: it is decidely so
root_node: Are you a guy or a girl?
magiccrystalball: it is decidely so
root_node: Why can’t you talk straight?
magiccrystalball: concentrate and ask again
root_node: Why can’t you talk straight?
magiccrystalball: concentrate and ask again
root_node: How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
magiccrystalball: my reply is no
root_node: You are hilarious.
magiccrystalball: yes
root_node: You are an idiot.
magiccrystalball: cannot predict now
root_node: I love you
magiccrystalball: yes
root_node: Do you love me?
magiccrystalball: reply hazy, try again
root_node: Do you still love me?
magiccrystalball: yes, definitely
root_node: But what will Shobana say?
magiccrystalball: yes
root_node: I don’t think so
magiccrystalball: concentrate and ask again
root_node: She won’t say “yes”
magiccrystalball: concentrate and ask again
root_node: Bye!
magiccrystalball: outlook not so good

Comments

Umasuthan 15 Apr 2006 6:16 pm: Have u checked alicebot (http://alicebot.org/)?
S Anand 16 Apr 2006 7:15 am: Once, long ago… Another interesting conversation log is from AOLiza (fury.com/aoliza).

BinLaden9151

Sun, 30 Sep 2001 12:00:00 +0000

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Introduction to chatting

Tue, 30 Jan 2001 12:00:00 +0000

Full credit to Joseph for introducing me to chatting. I decided to conduct a series of experiments in chat rooms, and document the results. After that, I pretty much got hooked. Here’s a log of some of my more interesting conversations, where

I adopt a 6-year old (I’m anand_m26blr)
I learn that guys want to speak to girls (I’m root_node)
I learn that girls can be very confusing (I’m anand_m26blr)
I have a virtual date at London with a Canadian (I’m root_node)
I help a guy in Texas propose to his love in Hindi (I’m root_node)
I am befriended by an Oriyan with strong opinions (I’m root_node)
I help a guy pick a college in Mumbai (I’m root_node)
I talk to a business consultant at London (I’m ME)
I appreciate mahomedyaseenkhan’s and his sister’s music (I’m anand_m26blr)
I try to fall in love with a magic crystal ball (I’m root_node)
I learn that robots are patient, but infuriating. (I’m root_node)

chat-logs on S Anand

I try to fall in love with a magic crystal ball

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BinLaden9151

Introduction to chatting