Tube announcements

I was travelling on the Jubilee line, just pulling into Stratford (the last stop), when I heard this announcement.

“The next station is Stratford, where this train terminates. Thank you for travelling on the Jubilee line, and I hope you have a very pleasant evening.”

(pause)

“Unless, of course, you were the person who pulled the passenger alarm at Westminster, in which case I don’t care what kind of an evening you have.”

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