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I was testing LLMs’ sense of Tamil humor with this quote: Extend this post with more funny Tamil words that end with .ai - mentioning why they’re funny. Chenn.ai is the artificial intelligence capital of India. Kadal.ai Kad.ai Dos.ai Vad.ai Ad.ai Thal.ai Mallig.ai Aratt.ai And finally Podad.ai All spoken in namma bash.ai 😅 The Chinese models didn’t fare well. DeepSeek made up words. Mood.ai - An AI that perfectly captures your mood. Sokk.ai - The AI for when you’re bored. Thanni.ai - A hydration assistant. Qwen too. ...

We all have stuff we know well and don't. I know the % charge on my phone to within a few percent and the current time to within a few minutes -- no matter when you ask. But I have no idea how much money there is in my pocket. Things I know within 5% errorThings I get wrong by ~500%Current timeTime to finish my current taskMy weightMy next meal% charge on my phoneHow long the phone will lastNumber of unread emailsTime to clear themPrice of my next earphonesCash in my walletLength of this listHow long it will go before I stop But this apart, it turns out generating xkcd style comic strips is harder than I thought. ...

Qwen3-30b-a3b: <think> Okay, so I need to figure out what the capital of France is. Let me start by recalling what I know about countries and their capitals. France is a country in Europe, right? I think it’s known for things like the Eiffel Tower, Paris, and maybe some famous foods like croissants or wine. Wait, but the question is specifically asking for the capital. The capital of a country is usually the city where the government is based. So, for example, the capital of the United States is Washington, D.C. So applying that logic to France, I need to think about which city is the seat of the French government. ...

I called a few movers in Chennai, including “Unicorn Packers & Movers”, listed at 7015580411. He couldn’t understand what I said. I said, “We’re shifting to a house in Mylapore,” and he asked, “Shifting house where in Hyderabad?” (The reason became clear later.) It seemed I had the wrong number, so I said, “No, sorry, we need someone else,” and hung up. His phone rage began. He called back and said, “Why did you wake me up and waste my time?” From his tone it was clear I couldn’t say anything helpful. From the quality of my signal it was clear I couldn’t have a meaningful conversation. So I just put the phone down without cutting it. ...

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This is the third post in my “Nasty habits” series following Licking and Scraping. Nibbling is biting, but only with the incisors. Not the canines or molars. And it’s a delight. Nibbling is not uncommon. People tend to nibble on all kinds of stuff. Pens, erasers, straws, gums, clothes, buttons, spoons, rubber bands, paper, toothbrush, cups, bottles, cables, gadgets, books, chalk, coins. It’s a long list. But I don’t do those. I nibble only food and body parts. ...

I have ChatGPT a custom instruction: Play Devil’s advocate to the user, beginning with “Playing Devil’s Advocate, …” It helps me see my mistakes in three ways. But ChatGPT has taken on a personality of its own and now has three styles of doing this. How about… – It suggests a useful alternative. Are you sure…? – It thinks you’re wrong and warns you of risks. Yeah, right… – It knows you’re wrong and rubs it in. (Jeeves, the butler, would be proud.) Here are some examples. ...

I was in Seoul for KHF 2024, a healthcare event, staying at Hotel in 9. The hotel was great. The toilet was hi-tech. Perhaps a bit too high-tech for me. I couldn’t figure out how to let the water through on the sink. After 15 minutes of a hard struggle, I finally asked ChatGPT “How do I open the thing that’s closing the sink to allow the water to go down?” ...

In this episode of ThursdAI, Alex Volkov (of Weights & Biases) speaks with Jeffrey Quesnelle (of Nous Research) on what they found fine-tuning Llama 3 405B. This segment is fascinating. Llama 3 405 B thought it was an amnesiac because there was no system prompt! In trying to make models align with the system prompt strongly, these are the kinds of unexpected behaviors we encounter. It’s also an indication how strongly we can have current LLMs adopt a personality simply by beginning the system prompt with “You are …” ...

Andrej Karpathy mentioned the term LLM psychologist first in Feb 2023. I’ve been thinking about this for a while, now. I’ve always been fascinated by psychologists in fiction. I grew up with Hari Seldon in Foundation, wanting to be a psycho-historian. (I spent several teenage years building my mind-reading abilities.) I wanted to be Susan Calvin, the only robopsychologist. ...

What a delightful idea. I’ll leave tomorrow’s problems to tomorrow’s me. – Saitama, One Punch Man Saitama is now one of my favorite heroes. Right up there with Atticus Finch and Juror #8. Very few people can articulate such a wonderful philosophy as effectively. The closest was Calvin. Of course, it’s not a perfect system. But they do say, “Sometimes, the best way to get something is to stop trying to get it.”

I was crossing a not-too-busy street on a not-too-busy day in Chennai. I was having a voice conversation with ChatGPT (about the log probabilities of tokens on LLMs, if you're curious) when I was rudely interrupted by an auto rikshaw rapidly honking at me. "Honk honk honk honk honk" in rapid succession. Not unusual. Mildly annoying. The street was empty. The auto was empty. The traffic policeman was visible. I gave way and carried on. ...

Since my name (Anand) begins with “A”, I used to get called on fairly early at school. In attendance. Answering questions. Classroom exercises. Quizzes. Even the distribution of test results. A few people later told me that it is good training, since I’d always be prepared. (Maybe. I’ve no idea.) At IBM and IIMB, Ajit was the only one ahead of me, alphabetically. Then he went a step ahead and named his son Aadi. I thought that’s impossible to beat. ...

I was at Cream Centre with my father on a Sunday afternoon. We’d finished a light lunch and were debating dessert. (He has triglycerides. I have cholesterol.) This was my fifth visit this year, and I had abstained so far. I couldn’t any longer. I ordered a Sizzling Brownie Sundae. But not for reasons you might think. Expertise comes from experience. I scrape food more than 99% of the people I know. So, I consider myself an expert. Here’s a guide on the art of scraping. ...

Last week, I was at IIT Madras for lunch with the faculty. The dessert was carrot halwa with ice cream. I scraped the last bits with my spoon, but a little ice cream was left over. I was torn. I CAN’T POSSIBLY waste it. But can I lick it? In public? I don’t have a problem licking at home. I lick my fingers. Plates. Bowls. Ladles. The cream on milk. The leftover milk in the glass. (If my tongue doesn’t reach that far, I wipe it with my finger and lick the finger.) ...

Captain America: The Winter Soldier shows a newspaper with the headline “Howard and Maria Stark Die in Car Accident”. The movie crew created a newspaper with a realistic font as well as text. It reads: Howard Star, founder of Stark Industries was confirmed dead this morning after suffering massive internal injuries from a fatal car crash. His Wife, Maria Stark, was also in the car … ...

This is the Calvin & Hobbes Hair Salon in Hinjewadi, Pune. Calvin & Hobbes fans might remember Calvin's hairdresser, Pete, who certainly "knows which side HIS bread is buttered on." Maybe I too will go get "the top of my head shaved, and the sides dyed pink and cut in horizontal stripes" 😉 The signboard has a Tirupathi Namam drawn over the names of two famous theologians -- both of whom had great hair. That's a lot of hidden connections! ...

In my current thrust towards greater management responsibilities, I have discovered a mechanism for generating happiness. I set up meetings on important topics. That makes me happy – I’m driving something useful. Often, the meeting gets cancelled. That makes me happy – I’ve more free time. It’s the perfect perpetual motion machine. Comments Vasant 10 May 2016 11:58 pm: Ha ha! Love it. Madan 30 Mar 2019 9:00 pm: Often, the meeting gets cancelled. That makes me happy — I’ve more free time. What a positive thinking Sir Jee !! vikram 5 May 2016 6:04 pm: i am a non tamil .i have a piece of music and i want to know which song is it exactly.This was briefly played in the movie madras cafe starring john abraham.can u just help me wih that song . Kindly ping me to my mail i ll share that piece with you udayamoorthy v 23 May 2016 12:34 pm: That’s Great Idea. Kind of Win Win Situation. Happy to see you in the blog after a long time. I used to view your older posts regularly . All are great. Thanks Regards Uday Chirag 25 Sep 2017 9:03 pm: Haha ! Thats clever :)

It’s hard not to feel sorry for Miss Wormwood. Comments Suraj 13 Feb 2016 4:34 am: I pity his babysitter Rosalyn more!

Comments Vinu 28 Apr 2010 11:25 pm: Nice ! what did you do? Manually erase the text? Knowing you, i suspect there is some automation at work here :) S Anand 29 Apr 2010 7:17 am: Oh, not quite. By 2006, I’d typed out all the Calvin and Hobbes (by hand, spending 6 years at it). This was just filtering all the strips that didn’t have any text on them :-) Vinu 30 Apr 2010 5:52 pm: Ouch. That’s a lot of typing. Surprised you did not crowdsource it… Perhaps for the next assignment? Asterix comics anybody?