Vibe Shopping

I’ve started vibe shopping, i.e. using ChatGPT to shop for small, daily items and buying without verifying. For example:

The best use is when I don’t know the right terms. In this case, the terms were wire rack and mini mouse.

This is also useful when I don’t know what to buy. For example:

  • “A Diwali gift for a Taiwanese colleague.”
  • “Useful travel items under Rs500.”
  • “A harmless ‘annoying’ gift for a friend who never returns stuff.”

But last week I found a new use: deep product research.

In The Mentalist (S5E4), Jane asks Grace to deliver “anything, as long as it’s large and heavy,” at an address.

If I were Grace, I’d ask ChatGPT: ‘What are the cheapest things to buy per kg?’"

It turns out that the cheapest thing I can order from Chennai is compost: ~Rs 13,500 for 1 ton. https://chatgpt.com/share/68d61d0e-cfc4-800c-a562-6c9d07edfc69

Here are some products I’m “deep researching” on Amazon:

  • What can I buy that’s technically edible but shouldn’t be?
  • What has the weirdest warning label?
  • What product has the longest name?
  • What’re individually innocent but together make the checkout very suspicious?
  • What’s the heaviest thing that fits in a 1x1 foot box?
  • What’s the most over-engineered kitchen gadget?
  • What’s the most ridiculous “office supplies” I can expense?
  • What’s the most useless thing that still has 4+ stars?
  • What’s the quietest product? Stealth > silent.