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      <title>MSN messenger emoticons</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2002 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>I adopt a 6-year old</title>
      <link>https://www.s-anand.net/blog/i-adopt-a-6-year-old/</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2001 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;This is one of the funniest conversations I&amp;rsquo;ve had.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: hello&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: anyone wanna chat&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Sure Funky.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Are you from Mumbai?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: where r u from&lt;br&gt;
kunu122: hi&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Mumbai. Actually, I didn&amp;rsquo;t quite think anyone would use this room.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: hi kunu&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: I had dropped by to practise some Yahoo emoticons&lt;br&gt;
kunu122: is there any 1 there in room&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: which were not listed.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Good to see so many join in.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: lol&lt;br&gt;
kunu122: u&lt;br&gt;
kunu122: how r u&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Hey, did you all know about the secret emoticons?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: i am fine kunu&lt;br&gt;
kunu122: please tell me how&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Well, for the rose&lt;br&gt;
kunu122: a/s/l&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: whose?????&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: you&amp;rsquo;ve got to type @ } ; -&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Yours, I suppose, Funky.&lt;br&gt;
kunu122: u funky&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: sharon r u theres&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Mine is obvious &amp;ndash; M 26 BLR.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Hi, Kunu.&lt;br&gt;
kunu122: how r u&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: 6/f/mum&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Good. Where are you from?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: u are old enough to be my father anand&lt;br&gt;
kunu122: r u just 6 yrs&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: yes kunu uncle&amp;hellip;..&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Always wanted a kid, Funky. Shall I adopt you?&lt;br&gt;
kunu122: 16/m/mum&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Hmmm&amp;hellip; between us, we&amp;rsquo;re in arithmetic progression&lt;br&gt;
kunu122: anand a/s/l&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: M 26. Right now I&amp;rsquo;m in Mumbai.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: glad to be ur daughter&amp;hellip;by the way are u fussy about late nights and chocolates????&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: r u not frm mumbai&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: I&amp;rsquo;m EXTREMELY fussy about late nights, but not chocolates.&lt;br&gt;
kunu122: yes i m from mum&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Unless you prefer dark chocolate.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: How about you, Kunu? What&amp;rsquo;s your preference of chocolate?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: r u adopting kunu tooo&amp;hellip;..i don&amp;rsquo;t want a brother&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Well, Kunu can be your uncle&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: where is my mommy&amp;hellip;.(tears)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: These days, you need to learn to cope with having a single parent, dear!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: naa&amp;hellip;i wnat mommy and no uncle&amp;hellip;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Well, Kunu, I don&amp;rsquo;t know your preferences, but&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: unless he is handsome&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: could you become Funky&amp;rsquo;s mommy?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Uh, oh.. I think he&amp;rsquo;s gone!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: i want kunu mommy&amp;hellip;..(laughing with one tooth)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Scared him, didn&amp;rsquo;t you?!? Very bad girl!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Shouldn&amp;rsquo;t scare mommy away.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: vinay r u frm delhi????&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: no i want mommy&amp;hellip;daddy help&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Guess I&amp;rsquo;ll have to get you another one, child.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Lots around.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Hello everyone.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Anyone wants to join me in parenting Funky?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Gender irrelevant.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: She likes late nights (I don&amp;rsquo;t) and chocolate (I do)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: parents invited for interviews&amp;hellip;open now&amp;hellip;rush for it&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Application: 79 year old. Plenty of experience.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Retired in 1980.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: help i want a mommy&amp;hellip;u fool&amp;hellip;not a nani&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Well, why not both?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Application: 79 year old with 50 year old daughter&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: AND a 25 year old grand-daughter.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: i said only mommy and not the whole fuckin family&amp;hellip;.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Good lord, you have such vile vocabulary. Wash your mouth!!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Otherwise no chocolates tonight.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Do you really like chocolate that much? I&amp;rsquo;m a white chocolate fan myself.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: i heard u saying these last night with the barely clad woman daddy&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Well, Funky, you and I should have a little chat about birds and&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: bees in about 6-7 years from now.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: But till then, sleep early!!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: no i want to stick to daddy and do what he does&amp;hellip;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: with the birds and bees&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: I don&amp;rsquo;t think you can do what daddy does, sweety pie. A bird cannot do what a bee does.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: (At least, not as well)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: me a delhiwali and u&amp;hellip;.daddy (blinking eyelids)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Daddy has been all over the country&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: me likes new daddy&amp;hellip;.now the chocolates&amp;hellip;heh heh&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Chocolates will be served only after dinner. First, brush your teeth.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: how can i eat chocolates after brushing my teeth u moron!!!!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Moron!?!? That&amp;rsquo;s not the way you speak to daddy, child! Now, spank yourself and&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: pretend daddy really beat you up.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: kids r smarter these days daddy&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: And what&amp;rsquo;s wrong with eating chocolates after brushing your teeth?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: You can always brush it again after the chocolate&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: I&amp;rsquo;ll go with you on the kids getting smarter. The time&amp;rsquo;s come when I think I know&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: less than my 12-year old cousins.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: lets get brushing outof the scene whats the use????&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Point. All other things being equal, I&amp;rsquo;d rather never brush.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: And, of course, hog all the chocolate and ice cream I can get.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: But Daddy never said that, OK?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: what do u do for a living daddy???? i mean i have to know the money source&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: well, OK, you might be a prodigy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: no such luck&amp;hellip;i am spoilt brat kinds&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Daddy works as a consultant. And don&amp;rsquo;t EVER ask what that means.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Daddy makes a life out of conning poor companies off their wealth.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: smart daddy&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: naaaaa&amp;hellip;me got a sis&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Well, that makes me the proud father of two, then! Wonder when I got the time away&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: from all these clients!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: interesting so no family jhanjhat&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: None at all.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Incidentally, is my daughter fending off a whole array of PMs?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: save me dadddy&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Kyaa hua bitiya?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Kaun tujhe tang kar raha hein?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: duniya bhar ke ladke&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: pappa&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: baat karo na? taras rahe honge&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: bichare na jaane kitne door se aaye hein tumse baat karne ke liye.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Aur agar koi pasand aaya, let me know. I&amp;rsquo;ll start worrying about him 15 years from now.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: anand u r damn cute&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: With all due respect, I am NOT cute. I may be a hunk,&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: I may be powerfully attractive,&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: but I am NOT, repeat NOT, cute.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: you promise not to call me &amp;ldquo;cute&amp;rdquo;.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Such a ridiculous word.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Do you promise?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: sorry daddy&amp;hellip;i thought my daddy will be more appropriate&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Hmmm&amp;hellip;. that&amp;rsquo;s better.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Just keep showing me this kind of respect, and I&amp;rsquo;ll treat you to chocolates.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Maybe even let you stay up late on Saturdays.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: cute&amp;hellip;cute&amp;hellip;.cute&amp;hellip;anand is cute&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: HRRRMMMPPHHH!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Bad girl!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Sssshhhhhhhhh&amp;hellip;.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Koi sun lega. What will happen to my reputation!?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: no daddy don&amp;rsquo;t be greedy now&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Nothing greedy about not wanting to be &amp;ldquo;cute&amp;rdquo;!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: (Yuk, what a word!)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Can I PM you, if you don&amp;rsquo;t mind? Wouldn&amp;rsquo;t want Kunu to track me down and propose to me&amp;hellip;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: jaydeep are u sharon&amp;rsquo;s friend&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Hmm, who&amp;rsquo;s Jaydeep? Hi Jaydeep! Why don&amp;rsquo;t you join us?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: daddy&amp;hellip;thats is for me&amp;hellip;.parents stay away&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: This place is a bit of madhouse, but its OK, I&amp;rsquo;m sure you&amp;rsquo;ll fit in&amp;hellip;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: OK, OK, dear.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Incidentally, I know it&amp;rsquo;s a little late to ask, but what&amp;rsquo;s your real name?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: daddy can call beti anything&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Funky sounds too &amp;lsquo;funky&amp;rsquo;. Mishti&amp;rsquo;s better. OK, mishti?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: yes daddy&amp;hellip;.as long as u feed me&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Strict diet of chocolates and ice cream, I suppose? No way!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Daal chaval and roti is what you can expect.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: Maybe the occassional bhaingan bharta.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;funkymishti79&lt;/strong&gt;: gotta go&amp;hellip;will call u tomorrow&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;anand_m26blr&lt;/strong&gt;: See you. And now I can go back in peace to my emoticons&lt;/p&gt;
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      <title>Secret Yahoo emoticons</title>
      <link>https://www.s-anand.net/blog/secret-yahoo-emoticons/</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2001 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;http://www.wackyb.co.nz/yahoo.html&#34;&gt;Secret Yahoo emoticons&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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      <title>Smileys</title>
      <link>https://www.s-anand.net/blog/smileys/</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2000 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;The classic collection of &lt;a href=&#34;http://members.aol.com/bearpage/smileys.htm&#34;&gt;smileys&lt;/a&gt; and more :-)&lt;/p&gt;
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