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How to be a successful Evil Overlord

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:00:00 +0000

My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
When I’ve captured my adversary and he says, “Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?” I’ll say, “No.” and shoot him. No, on second thought, I’ll shoot him and then say “No.”
One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero’s rugged countenance and she’d betray her own father.
If the beautiful princess that I capture says “I’ll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!”, I will say “Oh well” and kill her.

Wed, 22 May 2002 12:00:00 +0000

Wed, 20 Feb 2002 12:00:00 +0000

Enron’s voice mail. No, that’s not true, but it’s pretty similar to Enron’s real voice mail at 1-703-853-6161. (And funnier, too).

Fri, 14 Dec 2001 12:00:00 +0000

Thinking over it, Megway’s probably better than Segway.

Fri, 07 Sep 2001 12:00:00 +0000

This First Lady really talks!

Mon, 13 Aug 2001 12:00:00 +0000

Chris Coutts has a chatter’s version of Romeo & Juliet. A hilarious but accurate 10-minute flash movie. (Coutts has also made other movies.)

Sun, 25 Feb 2001 12:00:00 +0000

The Nervous Dog competes with Onion to be the funniest satire on the Web.

Sun, 28 Jan 2001 12:00:00 +0000

An extraordinary animated spoof of Mohabbatein.

Mon, 01 Jan 2001 12:00:00 +0000

A one-minute summary of movies. For some movies, if you’ve read it, you’ve seen it.